We are in London, England and your announcers are Mauro Ranallo, Jerry Lawler, and Byron Saxton.
Miz is in the ring with his official introducer and spouse, Maryse. She says that she is here to introduce the biggest American movie star . . . the Miz.
Miz welcomes everyone to MizTV. He says his guest says he had nothing to do with his friends, Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson’s attack on Roman Reigns. We will find out when AJ Styles makes his way to the ring.
Miz wants to bring up AJ in Japan in 2014 and how AJ, Anderson, and Gallows ran roughshod over the competition. You were thick as thieves?
AJ points out that they also held five titles between the three of them and then he reminds Miz that the last time they were in the ring, he knocked out two of Miz’ teeth.
Miz says that is pretty good. Two years in a foreign land and you get to know someone well. He wants to know if AJ told Karl and Luke to do his dirty work and attack Roman Reigns.
AJ says that he will tell Miz what he told Roman. He had nothing to do with the attack.
Miz wants to know if AJ told Karl and Luke not to attack Roman? Miz and Maryse ‘huh’ at AJ.
AJ says no.
Miz points out that Gallows and Anderson are like brothers to you and you went through hell and back. You would do anything for them and they would do anything for you. You knew they had your back. Not telling them to attack Roman Reigns essentially gave them permission to attack Roman. Your inaction speaks louder than words.
AJ says Gallows and Anderson can think for themselves. He is not their father. He is upset with what they did because it included him. He says he does not need anyone’s help to beat Roman Reigns and he will prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt at Payback.
Miz says you are good. What an ingenious plan. You didn’t want to appear weak so you had them do your handy work and then you deny, deny, deny. Need is not weak. Need is need. You need Gallows and Anderson to defeat Roman Reigns. You say you are a better wrestler than Roman Reigns, but Roman is bigger than you and Roman is THE GUY.
In order for you to beat THE GUY, you need help from your guy. Gallows and Anderson attacked Reigns because you told them to do it.
Maryse stops Miz as he goes full Nicholson from A Few Good Men.
Miz and Maryse lose focus that AJ is Miz’ guest and they profess their love and Miz stops Maryse to give us Han Solo’s line from Empire Strikes Back. They kiss.
Miz turns to AJ and Styles with a punch and Miz goes down.
Kalisto and Ryback walk in the back as we go to commercial.
Match Number One: Kalisto versus Ryback in a Non Title Match
Ryback attacks Kalisto as the bell rings. Ryback with a forearm to the back and then he slams Kalisto. Ryback sends Kalisto into the corner but then he biels Kalisto across the ring and follows with a running shoulder tackle. Ryback with a wrist lock and shoulder to send Kalisto to the mat.
Ryback taunts Kalisto and tosses him across the ring a few times. Kalisto with kicks to the leg. Ryback presses Kalisto into the air and then drops him face first on the mat. Ryback sends Kalisto into the ring post and we go to commercial.
We are back and Ryback has Kalisto on the turnbuckles and Ryback with forearms. Ryback tries for a superplex and he turns it into a delayed vertical superplex. Ryback gets a near fall. Ryback puts Kalisto in the tree of woe and he kicks Kalisto in the chest. Ryback with more kicks as the referee warns him. Ryback goes for a shoulder tackle, but Kalisto pulls himself up and Ryback goes shoulder first into the ring post. Kalisto with a leg drop to the back of the neck. Kalisto with kicks to the ribs.
Ryback pushes Kalisto away but Kalisto with a drop kick and springboard corkscrew splash. Kalisto with more kicks. Ryback blocks a kick and Kalisto with an enzuigiri followed by the spike rana and he gets a near fall. Kalisto goes for Salida del Sol but Ryback pushes Kalisto away and hits a clothesline. Ryback says it is over and he sets for Shellshock but Kalisto counters into a DDT and he gets a near fall.
Kalisto goes to the turnbuckles and Ryback catches him. Kalisto with a spinning heel kick and Kalisto goes for Salida Del Sol but Ryback counters into Shellshock for the three count.
After the match, Ryback drops the title belt on top of Kalisto.
We go to commercial.
Dolph Ziggler makes his way to the ring for his match, but he is attacked from behind by Baron Corbin. Corbin sends Ziggler into the ringside barrier. Corbin sends Ziggler into the ring steps. Corbin picks up Ziggler and hits End of Days on the floor.
Officials come to the ring to join the referee in pointing at Corbin and telling him to leave.
Alex Reyes asks Baron Corbin why did he attack Dolph Ziggler instead of facing in their scheduled match.
Corbin says because he can.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Miz (with Maryse) versus AJ Styles
They lock up and Miz backs Styles into the corner and Miz misses a punch. Styles with punches and chops but Miz with a side head lock. Miz with a shoulder tackle. Styles sets for the Phenomenal Drop Kick but Miz stops and then he slams Styles. Styles with a head scissors and slam followed by a Phenomenal knee drop and Styles gets a near fall. Styles with a Muta Lock on Miz. Miz gets Styles to release the chin lock and then he gets out of the hold and goes to the floor to regroup.
Styles follows after Miz and sends him back into the ring. Miz with a knee and kicks to Styles. Miz runs into a drop kick. Styles with chops and an elbow to the back of the head. Miz with a knee to the midsection and Miz punches Styles. Miz with a knee to the back and then he applies a reverse chin lock. Styles with elbows but Miz with a knee and he tries for a belly-to-back suplex and Styles lands on his feet. Styles with a spinning heel kick. Miz goes to the floor and Styles follows.
Styles chases Miz and Miz puts Maryse in front of him as a human shield. Styles tries to go around Maryse but Miz stops Styles and hot shots him on the ringside barrier. Miz sends AJ into another portion of the ringside barrier as we go to commercial.
We are back and Miz kicks Styles in the corner. Miz sets for the Awesome Clothesline and he connects. Miz goes to the turnbuckles and he hits a double sledge to the head and Miz gets a near fall. Miz with a reverse chin lock. Styles with a jaw breaker. Miz goes for Reality Check and he hits it. Miz gets a near fall. Miz punches Styles.
Miz with a boot to the head. Styles with chops and a rollup for a near fall. Miz with a boot to the head and he gets a near fall. Miz chokes Styles in the ropes. Miz puts Styles on the turnbuckles and punches AJ. Miz goes for a superplex but Styles blocks and head butts Miz to the mat. Styles is crotched by Miz. Miz goes for a superplex one more time but Styles gets under and drops Miz on the turnbuckles. Both men go for cross body blocks at the same time and both men go down.
Styles with a clothesline and elbow followed by a snap mare and running forearm. Styles with a clothesline into the corner and then he hits a pump handle gutbuster for a near fall. Styles sets for a Styles Clash but Miz sends Styles into the corner. Miz puts Styles’ leg in the ropes and kicks it. Miz with knees to the hamstring and then he tries for a figure four leg lock but Styles with an inside cradle for a near fall.
Miz with a DDT for a near fall. Miz flaps for the Skull Crushing Finale but Styles with an elbow and Ushigoroshi for a near fall. Miz with a forearm to the injured leg and then Miz catches Styles off the turnbuckles with a reverse atomic drop. Miz puts AJ in the figure four leg lock but Styles is able to reverse the hold and Miz releases the hold. Styles with a Calf Crusher. Miz asks for Maryse to push the ropes to him, but she does not. Miz is still able to get to the ropes.
Miz goes for the Skull Crushing Finale but Styles with a victory roll for a near fall. Styles with a Pele Kick. Styles with a chop and he goes to the apron but Miz goes to the floor. Miz says he is done.
Maryse gets the title belt, but Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows walk down the aisle and Miz turns around and Styles with a slingshot forearm to the floor followed by the Phenomenal Forearm for the three count.
Winner: AJ Styles
After the match, Anderson and Gallows applaud Styles’ victory but Styles does not look pleased at what happened.
We see what Shane McMahon did on Raw to set up two matches at Payback.
Alex Reyes is in the interview area with Chris Jericho and Sami Zayn. They are asked about having to face Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens. Dean says those are people he does not like. Chris Jericho is the best in the world at cheap shotting people. Him and his partner are going to make both those chumps feel like a couple of pounds of spotted dick.
Zayn says they need to beat these guys because they have been jerking them around before. Sami says they should have a cool tag team name. You turned down Zambrose. You turned down Ska Madness. You liked the Beefeaters, but he does not drink gin.
Dean says they are the roughriders. Sami does not like that because the name sounds too sexual. Dean leaves and Sami comments on the team name and Dean checks back to see what he said.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows walking in the back. Rich Brennan asks Karl and Luke if their actions mean they are lined up with AJ. Luke says AJ does not need them, but they will make an impact. Karl says they will be making an impact on Raw when they make their debut against the Usos.
Match Number Three: Naomi and Tamina versus Paige and Natalya
Natalya and Tamina start things off and Natalya with a waist lock. Tamina escapes and she punches Natlaya. Tamina with a wrist lock and Natalya tries to reverse it but Tamina pulls Natalya to the mat. Naomi tags in and she kicks Natalya’s arm. Naomi sends Natalya into the corner. Naomi floats over on an Irish whip and Naomi sends Natalya to the mat.
Paige tags in and they hit a double snap mare and make a wish. Paige with a kick. Natalya tags back in and Natalya with a snap mare and then she runs over Naomi’s back for a drop kick. Naomi powers out of the Sharpshooter attempt and Naomi goes to the apron.
Naomi with a round kick and a leaping leg drop for a near fall. Naomi kicks Natalya in the back and then she tags in Tamina. Tamina with a clothesline and she gets a near fall. Tamina goes after Paige and that allows Tamina and Naomi to double team Natalya. Naomi tags in and Tamina with a reverse atomic drop and then she holds Natalya for a running drop kick from Naomi. Naomi gets a near fall. Naomi with a reverse chin lock. Tamina tags back in and punches Natalya.
Tamina with a snap mare and reverse chin lock and she taunts Paige by holding out Natalya’s hand. Tamina sends Natalya’s head into the mat. Tamina misses a knee drop and Paige and Naomi tag in. Paige with kicks to Naomi followed by a running knee into the corner followed by a kick to send Tamina to the floor. Paige with a running knee to Naomi for a near fall. Naomi stomps on Paige’s foot. Paige catches Naomi but Naomi escapes before the fallaway slam. Paige avoids being bulldogged into the turnbuckles. Paige with RamPaige but Tamina breaks up the cover. Tamina is put in a Sharpshooter while Paige has Naomi in the PTO and Naomi taps out.
Winners: Paige and Natalya
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see what happened last week with R Truth, Goldust, and Fandango.
Match Number Four: R Truth versus Fandango with Guest Referee Goldust
They lock up and Truth with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Fandango with a hip toss and Fandango does some gyrating. They lock up and Fandango with a side head lock. Truth with some dancing and a hip toss. Truth does some more dancing. Fandango does some dancing and the challenge is in full effect.
Goldust tells them to fight and then they do some break dancing. Fandango and Goldust start gyrating together until Truth hits What’s Up for the three count.
Winner: R Truth
We go to commercial.
We are back and Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady come out and they have something to say.
Enzo introduces himself and Colin.
The Vaudevillains make their way onto the stage and interrupt Enzo.
Aiden calls them gentlemen and he says he uses that term loosely. Aiden says everyone is sick and tired of the egomaniacal ramblings of a fool. He says that Enzo looks like a rodent with a bad case of the mange.
Enzo calls Simon “Butterscotch” and he says that Aiden can’t stop hatin’. If you want to come out here and use big words, you keep reading them books, we’ll keep writing them. He says all you said about rodent mange, he has no idea what that meant. He knows one thing. He is the hybrid kid and you couldn’t hit him if they were in that telephone booth. He is quick as a cat and fast as a feline.
Simon says all childish rhymes and alliteration aside, you are going to learn a harsh message and it will be no laughing matter.
Aiden calls them boys and he says that he is being very specific, they cut their teeth in the same place, but this is a man’s world. Who better than two real men to remind you of the values and skills of a bygone era. An era that they represent with class and dignity, something you imbeciles have never dealt with in your life.
Simon says that after they beat you at Payback, they will stand over you and with proper enunciation, they will ask “how are you doing?”
Enzo says they have class but they are like a half day and they are doing great.
Colin says they are doing great, but at Payback you will not be doing too well because they will be the number one contenders for the tag team titles. There will only be one word to describe you and they will spell it out . . . S-A-W-F-T.
Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens walk in the back and they see some people in the hallway. Jericho knocks the popcorn out of the hands of one of the men while Owens takes the popcorn from the other.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Five: Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens versus Dean Ambrose and Sami Zayn
Owens and Zayn start things off but Kevin tags in Jericho before doing anything. They lock up and Jericho with a side head lock. Zayn with a wrist lock. Jericho with a chop but Zayn leaps over Jericho and hits two arm drags followed by a satellite arm drag into an arm bar. Ambrose tags in and he punches and chops Jericho. Jericho with a back elbow and then he tries for the Walls of Jericho but Ambrose escapes. Ambrose tries for the double underhook DDT but Jericho gets to the floor and we go to commercial.
We are back and Jericho with a suplex to Ambrose and a Jericho cover for a near fall. Owens tags in and he punches Ambrose and kicks him. Owens taunts Zayn and then he returns to punching Ambrose. Jericho tags in and kicks Ambrose. Jericho chops Ambrose in the corner. Jericho with an Irish whip but Ambrose with a back elbow and Zayn tags in. Zayn with a clothesline followed by a drop kick. Jericho with a kick and Zayn with a clothesline. Zayn hits Owens on the apron and then hits a double jump cross body and he gets a near fall.
Jericho with forearms but Zayn sends Jericho over the top rope to the apron and Jericho goes up top. Zayn punches Jericho and then Zayn goes to the turnbuckles for an arm drag, but he decided to hit a cross body onto Owens.
Zayn with shoulders on the apron and then he flips over Jericho but Owens makes the tag and he trips Zayn and pulls him to the floor before he sends Zayn into the ringside barrier. Owens punches Zayn on the floor and then he kicks Zayn. Owens sends Zayn back into the ring and Owens kicks Zayn. Owens chops Zayn and then he kicks him while he taunts Zayn and Ambrose. Owens sends Zayn into the turnbuckles and Jericho tags in. Jericho with a snap mare and reverse chin lock. Zayn with forearms but Jericho with a back elbow. Jericho with a Lionsault for a near fall.
Jericho slaps Zayn while standing between Zayn and his corner. Jericho slaps Zayn again but Zayn ducks a clothesline and Zayn with a Blue Thunder Bomb and both men are down. Owens and Ambrose tag in and Ambrose with running forearms and a flying clothesline and punches. Ambrose with a running forearm into the corner. Owens escapes the bulldog but Ambrose ducks and Owens goes over the top rope to the floor.
Ambrose with a suicide dive but Jericho hits Ambrose as Owens gets back into the ring. Jericho tries to send Ambrose back into the ring but he spins on the apron and hits a clothesline. Ambrose returns to the ring and Owens with a super kick. Owens gets a near fall. Owens sets for the pop up power bomb but Ambrose holds the ropes. Ambrose with an elbow and then Ambrose bounces in the ropes and hits the double underhook DDT but Jericho breaks up the cover. Zayn with a drop kick to Jericho. Ambrose goes up top but Jericho pushes Dean off and Dean gets crotched on the ropes. Owens covers and gets the three count.
Winners: Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens
We go to credits.