- Yesterday on Twitter Earl Hebner went on a massive rant. Here is what he had to say.

“I might be a old man but I make more $ than you’ll ever make in life! You couldn’t pay my taxes”

“Canadians only wipe their butts with my shirt? That’s the only way they’ll clean their asses”

“I didn’t want a job at WCW Bret didn’t screw us I screwed him!”

“but I’m still making money and your the idiot who bought the ticket!”

“I’m the best there is the best there was and the best they’ll ever be”

“no ur momma sucks better than mine! That’s why she’s number one”

“brian won’t screw nobody unless I tell him too I am in control”

“the only way to shut u up obviously is to put a D*** in ur mouth”

“if you could make the money I make youd be a millionaire and get off food stamps ….. b—h”

When asked which Knockout he’d like to screw: “I’ve screwed them all!… I am the master at screw jobs!!!”