We are live on tape on the internet from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and your announcers are Michael ‘Stand up for SAP’ Cole and Todd ‘Will I be allowed to wear a number 4 Packers jersey to vote next Tuesday’ Grisham. Your host is Matt ‘This week, I get the Grey Cup for Bragging Rights’ Striker.
The show starts off with Michael Cole showing how much he is enjoying being on tonight’s broadcast.
Matt Striker is in the ring and he brings out the rookies in their Halloween costumes. AJ is dressed like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Namoi is dressed like Hamburger Helper. Kaitlyn is dressed like Vickie Guerrero. Maxine is dressed like an ice queen. Aksana is dressed like a devil.
Matt says that there is going to be some Halloween fun this week, but they need to remember that the voting starts tomorrow because the next elimination takes place next week. Matt reminds us that the way to avoid elimination is to have the most wins. Matt points out that Naomi is in the lead because she swept both events last week.
The first challenge is the Halloween costume challenge. Each rookie will have fifteen seconds to impress because the audience will make the final decision.
Aksana say she is devil tonight and she shows how evil she can be. The next contestant is Maxine and she is an Ice Queen. Maxine asks Striker what cold water can do to a man. She is going to take her time to say that there is only one spot for this queen and it is on top.
Kaitlyn is next and she throws out an excuse me or two. She says that she is the official consultant of Smackdown and then she falls down and gets frustrated. Naomi has a joke before she tells us about her costume. She asks what the glove says to the face. It says Smack. She says that she is the hamburger helper hand.
AJ is the final contestant and she says that she is a ninja turtle. Matt mentions that the costume is giving him a splinter.
The winner of this challenge is Kaitlyn.
Matt sends it to Todd Pettengill and Sean Mooney at the announce table.
Ted DiBiase and Maryse are walking in the back and Maryse says that she doesn’t want to be here. We go to an e-mercial.
They lock up in their costumes and Maxine sends Naomi to the mat. Maxine with shoulders in the corner but Naomi with an Irish whip. Maxine with a drop toe hold that sends Naomi into the turnbuckles. Maxine with a rear chin lock. Maxine throws Naomi over the top rope to the floor and then into the announce table. Maxine kicks Naomi as they fight by Cole and Mathews and they pay attention to the match. They continue to fight on the floor and Maxine kicks Naomi.
They return to the ring and Maxine gets a near fall. Maxine with shoulders followed by a kick. Maxine with a snap mare and a near fall. Maxine with knees to the back and then she puts Naomi in an arm bar. Naomi punches Maxine and follows it with a jawbreaker. Naomi with a back elbow for a near fall. Maxine with a punch to the midsection but Naomi punches Maxine with her costume. Maxine with a kick but Naomi with a punch and then she gets the three count.
Goldust tells Aksana that they are in the house to get the belt but Aksana is happy for their wedding. Aksana asks about the flowers.
The immigration officer arrives and he tells Goldust that if the papers aren’t in order and they aren’t married by next week, he will take Aksana into custody.
Goldust tells his little devil that she looks beautiful and to take a deep breath.
We go to e-mercial.
We are back with a look back at last week’s NXT when Nikki went rogue during their tag match.
Match Number Two: Brie Bella with Nikki Bella versus AJ with Primo
Brie offers her hand and AJ shakes it. They lock up and AJ with an arm drag. AJ with a waist lock and rollup for a near fall. They lock up and Brie with a knee on the break followed by a hip toss and kick. Brie with a slam and leap frog neck snap followed by a drop kick for a near fall. Brie with a reverse chin lock. AJ with an elbow when she gets to her feet. Brie with a clothesline while Nikki shouts out some encouragement for her sister. Brie gets a near fall. AJ with more elbows but Brie with a forearm to the back. Brie with an Irish whip but AJ with boots when Brie charges.
Brie goes to the floor and they argue but Primo knows that they are going to switch. Brie returns to the ring and AJ with a series of kicks for a near fall. AJ slams Brie’s face into the mat and then she kicks Brie. AJ with a reverse chin lock and she turns it into a choke with a body scissors. Brie backs AJ into the turnbuckles. AJ with a bulldog for a near fall. AJ with a back elbow and she gets a near fall. AJ with forearms to Brie. Nikki pulls Brie out of the ring and she kicks AJ and hits an X Factor for the three count.
Winner: Brie Bella kind of
After the match, Primo discusses things with the referee while Brie is not happy with what Nikki did.
Ted DiBiase is in the back and Maryse wants to know why they had to be here because it disgusting and smell like vomit. She starts to talk in French and Ted says that they are here to get back his million dollar title. Maryse tells him to buy another one. Ted says that it is the principle. The title has been in his family for twenty years and this freak and his mail order bride have it. Ted says that Maryse is going to help him get it back. Maryse mumbles in French as she leaves and we go to a WWE promotional video for some merchandise.
We are back and it is time for Michael Cole to tell us that people don’t like the WWE. That is why we have Stand Up for WWE.
Josh talks about how he has been part of WWE for ten years and how he enjoys working for WWE.
It is time for the second rookie competition and it is a tribute to Stand By Me since there is an eating contest. Matt says that you need to have heart and desire as well as being hungry. It is a Halloween Candy Eating Contest. They will have one minute to eat as much candy as possible and the rookie who eats the most has won. Matt says that he needs some help and Hornswoggle comes out and he is dressed like Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future III.
The contest starts and after a minute our winner is Maxine despite the objections from some of the pros.
Maxine goes after Hornswoggle but AJ fights for the honor of Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle gets behind Maxine and AJ pushes her over Hornswoggle. Kaitlyn is feeling a little sick and she spits out the candy on Vickie. Hornswoggle gets a laugh out of it and Vickie starts to freak out as the crowd chants for Darren Drozdov.
We are back and Michael Cole mentions the funeral of Undertaker. Cole figures that they should bury this show next week.
Since Josh loves talking about this show, he tells us where else you can watch past episodes.
Kaitlyn is outside Vickie’s office and Dolph tells Kailtyn not to come in and he tells Kaitlyn that she is a shoo in to win. Dolph says that Kailtyn looks good in the outfit.
We go to an ad for Knucklehead on DVD.
We are back and Josh and Michael try to hold back the giggles as they talk about the greatest wedding next week in the beautiful city of Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Match Number Three: Ted DiBiase and Maryse versus Aksana and Goldust
The women start off and Maryse is not impressed with Aksana’s costume. Maryse call her crazy and then Maryse has to pose because we are in the middle of a wrestling match. Maryse slaps Aksana and follows it with a forearm and then she grabs Aksana by the head and slaps her. Maryse kicks Aksana in the corner and then throws her to the mat. Maryse chokes Aksana in the ropes and then his a running knee to the back. Maryse gets a near fall. Maryse removes Aksana’s horns and tail and gets a near fall. Aksana also breaks a heel and Maryse with a rear chin lock.
Ted tags in so it is time for the men to wrestle. Goldust with a side head lock and shoulder tackle or two followed by an arm drag and knee to the arm. Goldust with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot from Ted and Ted with a clothesline. Ted chokes Goldust with his forearm and then he punches Goldust. The referee warns Ted but Goldust with punches. Ted with a kick and punches. Goldust with the drop down uppercut followed by a reverse atomic drop but Ted pushes Goldust away on the bulldog attempt.
They fight to the floor and Ted sends Goldust into the announce table, but the popcorn does not get affected. Maryse kicks Goldust on the floor. Ted with a running boot to the head and then he punches Goldust. Ted with a drop kick to Goldust. Ted with a chin lock and key lock on Goldust. Ted with knees and punches but Goldust with a back body drop and Aksana tags in.
Aksana with flying clotheslines and a kick. Aksana with a drop down forearm and she gets a near fall. Ted breaks up the cover and Goldust sends Ted to the floor. Maryse has things under control but she gets too cocky and Aksana with inside cradle for three count.
Winners: Goldust and Aksana
After the match, Ted gets the belt and he gives it to Maryse. Aksana takes it from Maryse and Ted is unable to get it from Aksana. Goldust sends Ted over the top rope to the floor and then the happy couple leaves with their stolen bounty.