Humor: Who Would Be In Linda McMahon’s Cabinet If She Were President

Linda McMahon won the Senate Primary for her home-state of Connecticut on Tuesday and she will now have the opportunity to be elected to the U.S. Senate this coming November. Hugging Harold Reynolds came up with a great piece on who Linda’s cabinet would be if she were to pursue the presidency. Check out the article for Harold’s rationale for his amusing picks.

  • Vice President: Ultimate Warrior
  • Secretary of State: “Hacksaw” Jim Dugan
  • Secretary of Defense: Sergeant Slaughter
  • Secretary of Treasurer: Brutus “The Beefcake” Barber
  • Attorney General: “Macho Man” Randy Savage
  • Secretary of Interior: Kane
  • Secretary of Agriculture: Hilbilly Jim
  • Secretary of Labor: Mick Foley
  • Secretary of Health and Human Services: Nikolai Volkoff
  • Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: The Brooklyn Brawler
  • Secretary of Commerce: “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase
  • Secretary of Transportation: The Godfather
  • Secretary of Energy: Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka
  • Secretary of Education: George “The Animal” Steele
  • Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Jesse “The Body” Ventura
  • Secretary of Homeland Security: The Big Bossman