WWE Superstars Report – April 8th, 2010
Report by Richard Trionfo, PWInsider
We start off tonight’s show with some Divas action from the Smackdown brand and your announcers are Todd Grisham and Matt Striker.
Before the match starts, Vickie Guerrero gets on the mic and she wants someone to Excuse Her. She wants to introduce the WWE Women’s Champion, Michelle McCool. Michelle thanks Vickie and she tells everyone to listen to Vickie because she has something to say. Michelle says that Beth has been crying about not having a shot at the Women’s Title. Michelle says that it is not about being right or wrong or being fair or unfair. Layla says that Beth is a man. Michelle says that Beth is chromosomally challenged. They wonder what Beth really is. Michelle says that if you think about it, she was in the Royal Rumble with 29 MEN. Layla then talks about Beth’s voice and her arm. Then they talk about whether Beth dated Santino or Santina.
Vickie thanks Michelle and Layla for their due diligence and there is only one rule in the Divas Division, you must be a Diva. Vickie says that she cannot give Beth a women’s title match but she will face Layla in an Intergender match.
Match Number One: Layla with Vickie Guerrero and Michelle McCool versus Beth Phoenix
Layla shrieks and goes to the floor before Beth can inflict any harm on her. Layla returns to the ring and then returns to the ropes. Layla stays in the ropes and then she kicks Beth. Beth takes Layla down and then she picks Layla up by the throat and puts her on the top turnbuckle and throws her to the mat. Layla gets to the ropes and Beth drops her on the mat. Beth with a forearm to the back and then Michelle distracts Beth and Beth goes after Vickie and Vickie falls down. Layla with a drop kick to keep Beth on the floor. Layla with a kick to Beth before she rolls back into the ring. Michelle attacks Beth while Layla was with the referee. Layla with a choke and body scissors but Beth gets to her feet and then runs Layla into the turnbuckles. Beth runs into an elbow but Beth catches Layla off the turnbuckles and hits a back breaker followed by the Glam Slam for the three count.
Winner: Beth Phoenix
After the match, Vickie grabs Beth by the ankles and Michelle attacks Beth from behind and then Michelle with a series of knees in the corner. Michelle checks on Layla and then Beth sends Michelle over the top rope to the floor and then they run to the back to avoid any other brutality from Beth.
Yoshi and Ryder start things off and Ryder with a kick and forearm followed by a knee and then he sends Yoshi into the turnbuckles. Ryder with a forearm but Yoshi with an octopus and then he gets a rollup for a near fall. Bourne tags in and Yoshi with a drop toe hold and Bourne with a drop kick to the head for a near fall. Bourne with a kick to the leg but Ryder with a jawbreaker and Chavo is tagged in. Bourne with an arm drag followed by a series of kicks in the corner. Bourne with a rana that sends Chavo to the floor and then he hits a running double knee from the apron on Chavo. Ryder tries to interfere but Bourne with a drop kick as we go to commercial.
We are back and Chavo punches and kicks Bourne while the referee warns him. Bourne with more kicks and a tilt-a-whirl head scissors. Bourne goes to the apron and then he runs into a spin heel kick and Chavo gets a near fall. Chavo with a Saito suplex and Ryder is tagged in and he kicks Bourne followed by a neck breaker for a near fall. Ryder with a reverse chin lock. Bourne with a rollup for a near fall. Bourne tries for another rollup but Ryder holds on to the ropes and hits a leaping leg lariat for a near fall. Ryder with a back breaker and Chavo tags in and hits a slingshot senton onto Bourne who is still on Ryder’s knee. Ryder tags back in and he chokes Bourne in the corner. Ryder with a slingshot into the bottom rope. Chavo tags in and kicks Bourne in the ribs. Chavo with an uppercut and arm bar. Ryder is tagged in and Bourne kicks Chavo to the floor and then he hits a leaping rana to get Ryder off the turnbuckles. Bourne tags in Yoshi and he connects with forearms and then hits a spinning heel kick before knocking Chavo off the apron. Yoshi with a series of kicks and then he hits a running double knees followed by the rolling mare. Chavo made a blind tag and then he attacks Yoshi and then Chavo tries for the Three Amigos and hits it. Chavo goes up top for the frog splash but Yoshi moves and Chavo rolls through. Yoshi with a knee and then he kicks Ryder. Yoshi with a heel hook and then he tags in Bourne who hits the Shooting Star Press just as Yoshi releases the hold for the three count.
Winners: Evan Bourne and Yoshi Tatsu
We go to highlights from this week’s Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Jack Swagger video package and the Raw Rebound.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Carlito with Michael Tarver versus Montel Vontavious Porter
They lock up and Porter goes for the arm and Porter works on it. Carlito with a punch to the arm followed by an Irish whip. Porter floats over but nobody is there. Porter hits a clothesline for a near fall. Porter with knees to the midsection and then he hits a hip toss followed by a knee drop for a near fall. Porter returns to the arm. Porter with a back body drop for a near fall. Carlito sends Porter into the turnbuckles and then he punches Porter. Porter with a flying shoulder tackle and before Porter can complete the Ballin Elbow, Carlito goes to the floor. Porter with a baseball slide to Carlito’s back and we go to commercial.
We are back and Carlito with a rear chin lock. Porter with an elbow but Carlito with a knee and swinging neck breaker. Carlito with a leaping leg drop for a near fall. We see footage from the commercial break when Carlito sent Porter into the ring post. Carlito with a sleeper on Porter and it turns into a rear chin lock. Porter with elbows and punches. Carlitos misses an elbow and Porter hits a fisherman’s suplex and bridge for a near fall. Porter misses the running boot in the corner and then Carlito sends Porter to the floor. Carlito sends Porter into the ring again and he gets a near fall. Carlito with punches to Porter and then Porter with an overhead belly-to-belly throw. Porter with punches and then he drives Carlito to the mat and then hits a clothesline and back elbow. Porter with a facebuster and it is time to go Ballin and Porter hits the elbow drop. Porter waits for Carlito to get up and he tries for the Playmaker but Carlito escapes it and sends Porter into the ropes. Porter holds on to the ropes when Carlito tries for the lungblower but Porter only gets a near fall. Carlito with a knee lift but Porter with a boot to the head when Carlito comes off the ropes. Carlito with a jawbreaker but Carlito misses a drop kick. Porter with the Playmaker for the three count.
Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter