THE ALBINO NINJA: Shawn and Bret make up!

Coming out from watching this week’s RAW, I’m extremely delighted to finally be able to say, “Holy jackrabbit in briefs, I enjoyed it!” After weeks of substandard storylines, months of half-baked feuds, and years of Randy Orton and John Cena, the return of Bret Hart on RAW felt sooooooooo damnnnnn GOOD!

Bret Hart was the one wrestler who, along with Shawn Michaels, turned me and millions more into the diehard WWE(F) fanatic that I am today. He changed the face of professional wrestling into something modern and accessible for kids like me who were growing up back then. Heck, Bret Hart made skulls and the colour pink fashionable before the ingrate emo kids ruined it all for everyone.

Now, I know most of you reading this on have already watched RAW this week, so I won’t bother with yet another superfluous recap of matches you’ve already seen and read about on the Internet (I’ll do reviews again next week but for now, variety will be the spice of life!) 

But just for those of you who missed the show and were too busy fantasizing about your Pokemons to catch it, I have recreated the precise events that transpired between the two at the start of the show – exactly the way it happened. Just for you guys, my loyal WWE-universaholics – because I love you in all sorts of sexy and unnatural ways.


Needless to say, it was a classic moment that many of us will remember for years to come; the day Bret and Shawn kissed and made up and the birds and bees smiled happily at our renewed innocence.

God bless you, Bret Hart.

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