– Tonight’s ECW on Sci-Fi kicks off with new ECW Superstar Shelton Benjamin coming to the ring.
Shelton Benjamin vs. Yoshi Tatsu
Shelton makes his entrance and out comes another new ECW Superstar, Yoshi Tatsu. Shelton takes the mic before the match and picks on Yoshi’s name. Shelton mocks the Japanese dialect and says Yoshi picked the wrong night to come to ECW.
Shelton spends two minutes mocking Yoshi. He bows to him and poses in the crane kick position. The crowd is laughing like it’s the funniest thing ever. Shelton bows to Yoshi again, mocking him, and Yoshi kicks him in the head. Yoshi gets the pinfall for the win.
Winner: Yoshi Tatsu
– We see some guy walking backstage shaking hands with everyone. I miss what Striker calls him but I guess he’s headed to the ring. Back to commercial.
– Back from commercial and Tony Chimel introduces Abraham Washington. This is the guy who has been working down in FCW with an Obama-like gimmick and he does look kind of like Obama. Striker talks about how Abraham has his own talk show. Washington shakes hands with the fans and heads to the ring where two couch chairs are set up. Washington introduces us to The Abraham Washington Show and he is your host. The crowd boo’s.
Abraham talks about how good The Bash was this past weekend and rips Paris Hilton. The crowd is saying WHAT? after everything he says. Abraham talks about the whole Vince-Trump thing and rips 12 Rounds, calling it pretty sad. Abraham talks about how John Cena beat The Miz twice this week and brings out his first guests – Nikki and Brie Bella.
The Bellas head to the ring to make their debuts here on ECW. They sit down on the couch and Abraham takes a seat in his chair. He asks them to introduce themselves. He asks them if they’ve always looked alike? Not funny. He’s reading off cards here and asks them how much money they spend on their weave’s each year. They say their hair is real and they’re 100% natural. He says they’re lying and he knows synthetic hair when he sees it. Washington asks some more dumb questions and it starts an argument between the Twins. He asks them who is the better athlete and can do the better split. More arguing between the Bellas. This is unbelievable to watch. Are they serious?
They step up the arguing some more and Abraham thanks us for coming to his show. He tries to sit in the middle of them and they walk off. Quite possibly just one of the worse segments in WWE history. We go to commercial.
Sheamus vs. Albert Johns
Back from the break and Sheamus is finally making his WWE TV debut. Sheamus is definitely in need of a tan. His opponent Albert Johns is in the ring waiting. Sheamus takes the mic and the accent is hard to understand. He talks about being Irish.
They lock up and Sheamus tosses the guy across the ring, then beats him down with kicks and forearms. Sheamus works the guy over in the corner and slams him to the mat. Sheamus with some taunts. He locks a nasty modified sleeper hold and slams the guy down out of it. The crowd is actually into this match. Sheamus with a shoulder thrust in the corner and slams the guy’s face into the corner. Albert starts fighting back but Sheamus hits a big kick to the face. Sheamus hits a Rock Bottom over his knee for the pinfall and the win.
– Backstage we see Vladimir Kozlov warming up. William Regal comes in to make sure Kozlov is familiar with the strategy they discussed earlier. Kozlov says something in Russian and Regal says good, glad you understand. Kozlov says yes, embarrass you and walks off leaving Regal looking puzzled. We go to commercial.
– Backstage we see some guy talking to Zack Ryder. He says he’s Tyler Reks, part of the new Superstar initiative and talkg about being from California. He says he is wrestling Ryder on Superstars this week. Ryder calls him a rookie and says New York is better and he needs to get ready. We cut to a RAW Rebound.
– Backstage we see Christian and Tommy Dreamer talking for their match. Christian says it was this same building that he made his return to WWE and talks about being the ECW Champion. Dreamer said he picked a bad time to talk about this, considering they have a tag match tonight. Christian reminds him he’s a former tag team champion and Dreamer walks off. Back to break.
Vladimir Kozlov and William Regal vs. Christian and Tommy Dreamer
Back from the break and Vladimir Kozlov is out first followed by William Regal. Out next is the ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer and finally Christian for tonight’s main event.
Regal and Christian start the match off with lots of back and forth and some near falls. Regal runs into a boot in the corner and Christian comes off the top with an elbow and a 2 count. Kozlov comes in and runs over Christian. Christian finally tags in Dreamer who works over Kozlov for a minute. Kozlov starts beating on Dreamer. Christian comes back in and Kozlov ends up on the floor. Christian goes to leap on Kozlov when Regal runs over. We go to commercial with everyone arguing.
Back from the break and Regal is in control of Dreamer in the ring. During the break, Kozlov hit his battering ram move on Dreamer. Regal works over Dreamer in the corner and tags in Kozlov. Kozlov drops a series of elbow drops for a 2 count. Regal comes back in for a bit of double teaming. Dreamer slaps Regal with a big chop but Regal drops him. Dreamer tags in Christian. Christian hits a bunch of rights and a dropkick on Regal, then a back elbow. Christian with a dropkick off the top for a 2 count.
Christian with the springboard sunset flip for a 2 count. Regal takes Christian down by the arm and tags in Kozlov. Kozlov works on the arm of Christian now and drops an elbow. Christian fights off but runs into a big knee from Kozlov. 2 count. Regal comes back in and continues working on the arm. Kozlov is tagged in again for more of the same. Christian tries to fight off but Kozlov slams him for a 2 count. Regal comes back in and fights with Christian, still working on the arm. Dreamer and Kozlov come in at the same time. Dreamer with a bunch of rights and a clothesline. Kozlov runs into a boot int he corner. Dreamer with a clothesline off the second rope for a 2 count. Christian takes Regal out of the ring. Dreamer with a neckbreaker on Kozlov and another 2 count. Regal throws Christian into the steps on the outside. Kozlov scoops Dreamer but Dreamer slides out and shoves him in the corner. Regal tags himself in. Dreamer with a cradle on Regal for another 2 count. Dreamer runs into the ring post. Regal with a big exploder suplex on Dreamer. Kozlov tags himself in and Regal isn’t happy. Kozlov comes right in and drives Dreamer to the mat for the pinfall and the win.
Winners: William Regal and Vladimir Kozlov
– After the match, Regal applauds Kozlov and raises his hand in the air as we go to replays. ECW goes off the air with Regal still acting friendly with Kozlov but staring at him in a weird kind of way.
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